i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that and it was correct
1d as customers at the grocery store pt. 2: holiday edition
louis: the husband who comes into the store 3 times because he keeps buying the wrong thing or forgetting something
harry: the significant other to said husband who finally comes in the forth time exasperated because all he WANTED was the FAT FREE whipped cream not 5 random containers of different brands
niall: the one who comes in and buys all the sparkling grape juice and then comes back 3 hours later because “this is non alcoholic and i want ALL the alcohol”
liam: the one who comes in 5 minutes before closing on christmas eve for a last minute item and spends more time apologizing than actually getting the item
zayn: the local who casually strolls in to buy his groceries and when he’s checking out asks why it’s so busy and when i tell him it’s almost christmas his eyes widen and he runs out of the store without his groceries
my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike
Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.
Also why would you wnt to take the same classes over and over? With college they could pick and choose. Like imagine.
“Dude are you sure you want to do History again? Last time you tried to fight the professor.”
“Screw it I’m majoring in the arts. They look like they know how to have fun.”
“Why are you majoring in maths? It’s boring.” “It’s the only thing they don’t keep changing.”
“You’re just taking a bunch of random classes. What even is your major this time?” “Partying.”
